17: "Wanna Level Up To Bride?" Weird Comments I've Received On Hinge
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"Wanna Level Up To Bride?" Weird Comments I've Received On Hinge
Have you ever been told you “look saucy as a bowl of spaghetti”?
Or been asked to dress up like a bridesmaid for a first date?
Are you ever left confused about whether someone’s trying to make a joke or genuinely means the wild shit that’s coming out of their fingertips?
Surely I can’t be the only one who receives weird af comments on their dating profile, can I?
In this lighthearted episode of The Date with Confidence Podcast, I thought we'd do something a bit different. I’m taking you behind the scenes of my Hinge profile and sharing some of the weirdest comments I've received on my photos.
Tune in now to hear:
1. Saucy as Spaghetti: From bizarre compliments to a comparison with a bowl of spaghetti, some comments are just plain weird.
2. Dress Up for Me: One comment suggested we go on a date with me dressed as a bridesmaid. A bit presumptuous, right?
3. Intense Dating Proposals: Some people get a bit too intense, like planning spin classes at 5 a.m. for a first date or suggesting we honeymoon in the Maldives before we've even matched.
4. The Art of Banter: There's a fine line between playful banter and taking things too far. Mocking each other can be fun, but some of the comments I received were not what I’d call ‘banter’....
5. Unique or Weird?: When someone calls you "unique," is it a compliment or a polite way of saying "weird"?
6. "I'm Too Deep": One guy claimed to be "too deep" for his own good - was this a euphemism…?
I'd love to hear your bizarre dating app encounters too, so feel free to share your screenshots or stories. Remember, these comments are all in good fun and not to shame anyone so if you’ve got a comment to share, please remove the person’s image/name.
Saucy as a Bowl of Spaghetti: The Weirdest Dating App Comments I’ve Ever Received
You look absolutely amazing. I’m sure you are getting loads of attention, looking as saucy as a bowl of spaghetti.
Yep, that was a real comment I received on a dating app. And honestly, it still makes me laugh.
Welcome back, my friends. If you’ve ever been on a dating app, you already know the rollercoaster of strange, funny, offensive, and sometimes sweet comments that land in your inbox. Today, I thought we’d have some fun. I’m opening up my screenshot folder of shockers and sharing some of the weirdest, cringiest, and most surprising dating app comments I’ve received.
This post isn’t about shaming anyone, it’s about laughing together, finding some relief in knowing you’re not the only one getting odd messages, and reminding ourselves that dating apps can be ridiculous.
So, let’s dive in.
Why Dating App Comments Matter More Than You Think
One of the things I actually like about Hinge (where most of these comments come from) is that people can comment directly on your photos or prompts. When someone takes the time to respond thoughtfully, it can feel more intentional than just swiping right.
A well-thought-out comment can stand out in the sea of “Hey” and fire emojis. It shows they’ve actually looked at your profile and taken a moment to connect.
But then there are the other comments, the ones that leave you confused, offended, or laughing so hard you need to screenshot it for future entertainment. Those are the ones we’re talking about today.
Saucy as a Bowl of Spaghetti
The first one that still makes me laugh every single time:
“You look absolutely amazing. I’m sure you are getting loads of attention. Looking as saucy as a bowl of spaghetti.”
I mean… what? How do you look like spaghetti? And not just spaghetti, but saucy spaghetti?
To make it even better, he added a star eyes emoji, a purple devil horn emoji, and yes, an actual bowl of spaghetti emoji. Emoji overload. Needless to say, I did not match.
“Girl SCRUBS UP”
This one actually offended me a bit. I have a photo on my profile from my brother’s wedding where I’m a bridesmaid. It’s a lovely family picture, and I thought it showed a more personal side.
The comment I got?
“Can we go on a date and you be dressed like that, please? Girl SCRUBS UP.”
All caps on scrubs up.
I’m sorry, but no. My hair, makeup, and dress were all professionally done because I was literally in a wedding party. That wasn’t me “scrubbing up,” that was me having hours of prep. The backhanded tone was enough for me to swipe left immediately.
Presumptuous Date Planning
Here’s one I felt a bit conflicted about. It started out nice enough:
“Hi Becka, lovely to meet you. You’re well attractive. I’m a digital nomad and software app developer. How about first date: a walk and drinks. Second: explore a food market. Third: karaoke bar or I cook for us.”
On the surface, not terrible. But the planning of three dates ahead before we’ve even met felt… intense. Presumptuous. A little much. So, no match.
“No One Is This Gorgeous”
Another comment that made me feel more icky than flattered:
“Surely this picture has been photoshopped. No one is this gorgeous.”
I know some people might think that’s sweet, but to me, it felt like too much. Instant unmatch.
Spin Class for a First Date?!
This one actually made me laugh in a good way:
“Love the cute grin. Could do Negronis as a first date if you’re around next week, or a spin class and breakfast?”
I liked this guy’s vibe, so I did match with him. But a spin class for a first date? At 5 a.m.? Absolutely not. Sweating buckets and looking like a beetroot before breakfast is not how I envision romance.
Still, credit where it’s due, it was creative.
“You Look Like You Get 8 Hours of Sleep”
On that same wedding photo, I got this gem:
“Damn girl, you look like you get 8 hours of sleep a night and know how to keep your plants alive.”
Excuse me? I definitely do not get 8 hours of sleep, and I kill plants on sight. The logic leap from bridesmaid photo to plant survival skills? Wild.
The Bog Standard “You’re Cute”
Then there are the uninspired comments like:
“You are very cute, Becka.”
Nope. Bland. Zero effort. Immediate pass.
The Confusing Dog Comment
One of my prompts is about the hallmark of a good relationship. I got this response:
“This clearly isn’t my dog who left me alone to wash the dishes while singing and dancing.”
…What? I had to read it three times and I still don’t get it. If I don’t understand what you mean, it’s an automatic no.
Banter Gone Wrong
Someone responded to my “fun and silly” prompt with:
“Ideal, what do you think about taking the piss? Starting to think being comfortable about mocking each other is 💯.”
Ten years ago, I might have been into that. I was very much “one of the lads,” living with a house full of guys, all about harsh banter. But now? That kind of humour doesn’t feel good anymore. Gentle teasing? Fine. Mocking? No thanks.
Too Intense, Too Soon
A few of the comments were just way too much:
“Do you think we can go together to Nice one day?” (We haven’t even met, mate.)
“Wanna level up to bride?” (From a photo of me as a bridesmaid. Way too forward.)
“Let’s just agree how cute our kids would be and start planning our honeymoon. Maldives?” (Immediate red flag. Love-bombing alert.)
Compliments That Fell Flat
Some others that didn’t land:
“You look romantic.” (What does romantic look like?)
“You’ve got a beautiful, unique look.” (Unique often feels like code for weird.)
“Love the nose ring, cool.” (Thanks, I guess?)
The Spiritual Connection Attempt
One guy actually replied to one of my prompts in a thoughtful way:
“Love this and the spiritual vibe. I just got back from Medicine Festival - voice activation, yoga, breathwork. You free for brunch this weekend?”
Honestly, I appreciated this one. It showed effort, and I probably would have matched, except I was already dating someone I liked and had paused my profile. The timing just didn’t work.
Travel Buddy Energy
Another response I liked:
“Travel, life, and lazy day buddy reporting for duty ✋”
That one actually made me smile. It showed they read my profile and resonated with what I wrote.
“I’m Too Deep for My Own Good”
Finally, someone replied to my “I want deep conversations” prompt with:
“I’m too deep for my own good.”
Interpret that however you want….
What Makes a Good Dating App Comment?
So, after all these screenshots, what’s the takeaway?
A good dating app comment should be:
Personalised: Show me you actually read my profile
Balanced: Don’t go too heavy on compliments or too far into future planning
Light and fun: Humour works, as long as it’s kind
Curious: Ask a question or show interest in something specific I’ve shared
The best comments I received weren’t about how “cute” or “gorgeous” I looked. They were the ones that connected to my prompts, showed genuine effort, and opened the door for a fun conversation.
Let’s Laugh About It Together
Dating apps can feel like a minefield, but they can also be hilarious. If you’ve ever received a weird, shocking, or laugh-out-loud comment, you are not alone.
And honestly, I’d love to hear yours. Send me your screenshots (with names blurred, of course) or just type them out and share. I think it would be so fun to do another post or episode where we go through your stories too.
Until then, remember: you don’t have to respond to comments that make you feel uncomfortable, icky, or just plain confused. The right person will make you feel seen, valued, and respected, not like a bowl of saucy spaghetti.
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About Your Host
Rebecca Hawkes (you can call her Becka) is the host of The Date with Confidence Podcast, your go-to show if you’re tired of dating drama and ready to raise your standards without losing your mind (or your sense of humour).
After being blindsided by a breakup at 29, Becka turned her “WTF is happening with my life” moment into a journey of self-growth, self-worth, and a mission to help other 30-somethings stop settling. Now, she shares how to date with confidence, trust your intuition, and attract the kind of love that actually feels good.
Becka isn’t here for generic dating advice, she’s here to bring you the real, raw, and funny truths about modern dating. Expect practical tools, mindset shifts, and the occasional rant that’ll leave you feeling like you’ve just had wine with your best mate.
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